Dave Keenan to resign as President-Elect to “pursue karaoke full-time”

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Union President-Elect, Dave Keenan, has stunned students and Union staff after announcing his intention to stand down – in favour of a full-time “David Brent-style” career in karaoke and entertainment.

Speaking exclusively to Brig, Keenan said:

It was obviously such an honour to be elected Union President. But the heart wants what the heart wants, and I want to be a star. I’ve got the pipes for it. I’ve got the looks. I’ve got the charm. Now all I need is the record deal.”

Keenan has already made significant inroads in his quest for pop glory, with several big-time producers said to be interested in working with him and possible recording deals in the pipeline.

A karaoke album with all of his Kilted favourites is said to be in the works.

A source within Keenan’s camp leaked us the possible album cover for his upcoming debut LP “More Than Love.”


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