Union President-Elect, Dave Keenan, has stunned students and Union staff after announcing his intention to stand down – in favour of a full-time “David Brent-style” career in karaoke and entertainment.
Speaking exclusively to Brig, Keenan said:
It was obviously such an honour to be elected Union President. But the heart wants what the heart wants, and I want to be a star. I’ve got the pipes for it. I’ve got the looks. I’ve got the charm. Now all I need is the record deal.”
Keenan has already made significant inroads in his quest for pop glory, with several big-time producers said to be interested in working with him and possible recording deals in the pipeline.
A karaoke album with all of his Kilted favourites is said to be in the works.
A source within Keenan’s camp leaked us the possible album cover for his upcoming debut LP “More Than Love.”